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QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???
1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...
2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..
3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...
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HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy
A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ
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Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
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Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
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Height of AbsurdiTy. . .
The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->
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What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .
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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...
ORKUT BETA . . . ;->
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What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .
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How ?
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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...
ORKUT BETA . . . ;->
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Arz Kia Hai . . .
Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER
Wah Wah . . .
Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER
PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->
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Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...
Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?
Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
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Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
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Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga
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Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole
Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?
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BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?
BOY2: MAZAAR.
BOY1: Q?
BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
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Hight of Friendship..
Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
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Hight of friendship:
bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
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